A fantastic collection of monster poems. Learn how to detect monster activity, dine with The Monster that Ate the Universe, find out why everyone has gone Monster Crazy and much, much more. Features poems from Roger Stevens, Brian Patten and Wes Magee to name but a few.

I Wonder Why

So many people frown at me.

I often wonder why.

But I don't mind.

I just smile back,

and wink my middle eye.

Barry Buckingham