Hurray! Summer holidays, nothing to do but laze around, hang out with mu mates and have fun. Then dad announces that his long-lost brother is coming to stay-cue Ricki Lake-style tearful reunion and everyone living happily ever after. Hmm, maybe not. Turns out that Uncle Joe comes complete with witchy wife and evil, pet-tourturing twins and evil girl twin seems determined to annoy all my friends, scare off my not quite-boyfriend and generally ruin my life. Fun? If this is fun I'm Kylie Minogue.